Interview with a Runner



Interviewer: Why do you run?

Dog: Hunh?

Interviewer: Why do you run? What is your motivation to run?

Dog: I never thought about it. I was trained to run. Trained to follow the white flag. I obey.

Interviewer: Do you like running?

Dog: Hunh?

Interviewer: Do you like to run? Do you get a runner’s “high”?

Dog: I never thought about it. I do it because it’s what I do. I’m good at it and I’m fast.

Interviewer: What’s your fastest time?

Dog: Hunh? I’m not sure.

Interviewer: You are definitely focused. Are you genetically engineered?

Dog: Uh, no. I think I’m a Capricorn.